So lend me your ears but a moment. The tale will be told in a jiffy’.
I’ll share just a bit of the unfinished yarn concerning one Adsl Wifi.

I strolled through the streets Sunday morning to stumble on pleasant cafe.
But, just as I entered the building, my eyes caught the sign on display.

‘Free Adsl Wifi’ the placard read. But who were they talking about
Was Adsl politically active or was Adsl a drug dealing lout?

And why did young Adsl need freeing? And what was he being freed from?
Who was holding him captive? Oh be strong Adsl please don’t succumb.

I screamed to the streets ‘do not hurt him!’ Don’t debase him nor boil him in oil.
A woman stood near looked in awe as my shoulders were squared to the toil

I strengthened my heart to the challenge then mustered the muscle to fight
Decanted a new bot of whisky and hit the computer that night

I would search for the clues on the victim, rummage for signs to set free
The object of investigation.. Our hero, one Adsl Wifi….

Oh I cannot describe the unease here I cannot portray the chagrin
I thought that my search might turn up some fact or a next of kin……. Alas

You’ve read of the deeds of Ned Kelly. You’ve heard of the Bali 9. ……Let’s just say.
If you want to find about Adsl. It’s best that you go on line